Thursday, April 19, 2007

A New Hope

Even without the mighty Chewbacca (Robyn Regs); Han Solo (Tangs), Obi Wan Kenobi (Amonte), Luke Skywalker (Matts Lombo) will be up to the task of defeating the evil Galactic Empire. Count on special guest appearances from Lando Calrissian (Iggy) and Princess Leia (Warrener). Comedic relief will be provided by Stu-ey, Zueyi and Gio as they plaster the ugly mug of Dan Cleary into a plexiglass oblivion. Lord Vader (Bertuzzi) will likely be owned in a 'Who's your Daddy?' fashion and the old and busted Emperor (Hasek) will again be busy getting peppered by a revitalized Flames.

Potential Line up for the Flames:
Forwards
Huselius - Langkow - Iginla
Tanguay - Conroy - Moss
Primeau - Lombardi - Amonte <--- Crazy Legs? Still?
Friesen - Yelle - Nilson
Scratches: Godard, Ritchie, McCarty
Defence
Hamrlik - Phaneuf
Stuart - Warrener
Giordano - Zyuzin <---- WHAT THE EFF?
Goaltender
Kiprusoff


Frankly, Playfair kills me. What the lines should be:
O Groups:
tanguay-conroy-iggy
juice-langkow-moss
preems-ritchie-lombo
freisen-yelle-nilson (the only line I agree with)
D pairs:
Hammer - Warrener
Gio - Phaneuf
Stu - Zyu

I hope he reads this. It's his only hope.

5 comments:

Gale Force 12 said...

You propose splitting of Phaneuf and Hamrlik? Blasphemy!

It's a tough call between Hale and Susan. They both had some gaffs.

Dave said...

I also think Phaneuf and Hamrlik should stay paired.

I also liked the Tanguay - Langkow - Iginla line in the season...

Dave said...

How right was I about that line? ;)

Zabeen said...

i like Gio and Hammer as a pair. It worked really well in game 3 after Phaeuf got clocked.

Gale Force 12 said...

Good call Dave, that line rocked.