Wednesday, January 16, 2008


This adorable canine is here to distract you from the stench of the Flames recent effort in Nashville. All I can say is wow. The post season is a distant hope if this is the product the Flames intend to bring to the table against a series of opponents that are essentially cannon fodder in the war for Lord Stanley's cup.

Yes, that was a run on sentence. Much like my rage for the Keenan doctrine runs on like the Energizer Bunny. As MG predicted, the kid line got molested, slaughtered and generally crushed by the Preds top offensive unit. In a battle between the boy scouts and the Delta force who do you think would win? Leanne eerily predicted the exact score but didn't specify the team (all the making of a superstitious event). The only good thing about the Flames, and it will be short lived, is McElhinney, who looked like he belonged in a NHL net. Kipper wasn't bad last night, our D was terrifyingly ineffective.

Things we know:
1) Puppies are cute
2) The Flames defense is bad
3) The Flames scoring is bad
4) The roster situation is bad
5) . . .

ugh. Puppies.


MetroGnome said...

It's gonna take more than puppies to distract me from that kind of effort.

Big pair of boobs next time, yeah?

Steal Thunder said...

Haha, that's what I thought would have been a more effective 'puppies' picture... lol