Thursday, January 15, 2009

Too Nervous for Photoshop: Gravitas

My Mojo is off today. I opened photoshop questing to bring out an image worthy of the epic battle to be pitched in San Jose's Shark Tank. I went to wrestle images but my hand was stayed by the gravity of the situation.

I declare the Flames will win tonight. The battle will be epic, long and perhaps costly. Someone must topple the Sharks from their 'never lost in regulation at home' perch. To anyone who disagrees I say this:

' . . . shut up, don't say another goddamn word. Up until now I have been polite. If you say anything else - one word- I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds it's final destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne I will lash together a machine of blood and bone, and fueled by my hatred for you (and the Sharks) this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. And when I find you and I will sing the song that ends the earth . . . it goes something like this . . . .'*


Thank you for reading. We will resume our regular level of rancor and crappy photo manipulation when the Flames beat the Sharks.

* thanks to penny-arcade for the text. (I hope you like text)


ngthagg said...

Good call on the epic, long, and perhaps costly (thankfully it was SJ losing Blake).

And that's probably my favourite PA strip. Certainly anyone who doubts the Flames at this point deserves that sort of punishment.

Anonymous said...

Whoa...that's a whole lot of anger you just unleased Rob. The word 'elite' is now being taken much more seriously when used in the same sentence as the Flames.