Keep your pants on people because shit just got REAL! Dion has been selected to grace the cover of EA Sports' NHL 09. Hot diggity damn!
Ok, let's cover this in order of hilarity:
1) I have preformed a rigorous regression analysis using the poission distribution. The box for NHL 09 will be the size of a small fridge to accommodate Dion's rather large mellon and equally stylish hair. People he's just that good looking.
2) I linked to the venerable CBC. Wanna bet they sell Ronnie Mac out next?
3) A memorable quote from young Dion:
particularly because of the significant improvements that have been made to the defensive game and the new checking engine.
Ok. For starters anyone want to take any bets he has no fucking clue what a checking engine is? I mean, he's got the broad strokes, he himself is a checking engine but for real people! I bet he's with Elisha Cuthbert because of the improvements to her 'humping engine' but I digress. Lastly, I am familiar with EA sports and I bet you bottom dollar that they improved sweet fuck all in the game other updating the teams and messing up the buttons. (seriously after they moved the spinny-move button I lost all faith in them)
Anyhow, congrats Dion! While you're at EA can you body check every exec you see? Thanks!
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